Happy New Year.
Not "happy optimization season" or "time to biohack your way to a new you with the new, please."
Just this: it's time to REALLY get the foundations right.
Because here's what we've learned—and what we're building everything around going forward:
The nutritional requirements and science all your cells, tissues, and mitochondria have needed for 2 billion years haven't changed.
We have a message for you, and hope the understanding changes everything about how you approach health in 2026 and beyond.
The Non-Negotiables (don't mess with this in 2026!)
Not more supplements. Not more optimizations. Not more "nice to haves" for a "new me".
First foundational nutrition your body requires to function.
Here's what that actually means in PureClean Peformance:
Foundation #1: UnBeetBrew & PureClean Beet Beet Juice
Why: Nitrate → Nitric Oxide → Mitochondrial Efficiency → Endurance, Blood Flow, Energy, Blood Pressure, Health
Nitric Oxide is actually completing an ancient nitrogen cycle which is why it's so foundational.
Soil bacteria fix nitrogen in beetroot → beetroots store it as nitrate → you consume it → your mitochondria (psst! beets also have mitochondria!) use this and nitric oxide to regulate respiration and oxygen dynamics.
Because your mitochondria evolved needing this signal, you must consume dietary nitrates. And a lot of them if you want the benefits.
That's why we have PureClean Beet.
Okay, but if you get tired of beets, Unbeetabrew is always there for mental clarity and the extra performance and brain boost—not as a stimulant you need, but as a tool you use strategically.
This is a 2026 foundational energy metabolism, not a performance hack.
Foundation #2: FundAminos + PureClean Protein & Collagen Because Structure and Function Are Built From Amino Acids
You need TWO types of protein:
1. Complete Aminos (the 8 essential amino acids you cannot synthesize)
Your mitochondria need these to build their own proteins
Your body needs these for enzymes, transport, immune function
Non-negotiable for protein synthesis, period. You need them to stay alive, too.
This is the foundational FundAminos difference.
2. Collagen (glycine, proline, hydroxyproline)
30% of your body's protein is collagen
Collagen is 33% glycine
You need ~12g glycine per day
You can make ~3g per day
Gap: 9g from diet
Without it:
Your structural scaffold deteriorates (skin, joints, gut, blood vessels)
Your mitochondria can't make heme (electron transport fails)
Your glutathione production is limited (oxidative damage increases)
Muscle meat alone doesn't cut it. You need both complete aminos AND collagen.
This is how humans evolved eating: whole animals, nose to tail. Whey and plants do not have collagen, so those protein sources are not essential.
We're completing the amino acid profile your body expects with PureClean Performance.
And this is also exactly why PureClean Protein is so essential; it does it all!
Foundation #3 ChocoBerry Blast Minerals + Hormetic Stress (Without The Heavy Metals)
Plants under stress produce polyphenols as defense compounds.
When you consume them, they create mild stress in your mitochondria.
Your mitochondria respond by:
Upregulating their own antioxidant systems
Improving quality control
Increasing biogenesis (making new mitochondria)
Becoming more resilient
This is the optimization layer—but it only works on top of a solid foundation.
ChocoBerry delivers concentrated polyphenols along with essential vitamins and minerals from cacao and nutrient rich berries—plants that evolved producing these compounds under real environmental stress for their own benefit and now yours.
Not synthetic antioxidants. No leafy greens trash. Real biologically appreciate chemistry that your body recognizes and respond sto.
Why This Matters Now for 2026
Most people are usually:
Mineral deficient (electron transport can't function)
Collagen and amino deficient (structure is degrading)
Missing nitrate signaling (mitochondria running inefficiently)
Lacking hormetic stress (mitochondria becoming fragile)
Then they take exotic supplements and pay 35k for influencer health shot or program to fix themselves and wonder why nothing changes.
It's not that optimization doesn't work. It's that you can't optimize what's downstream of PureClean Performance.
We haven't invented new biology in 2026.
Your mitochondria still need:
The minerals they've needed for 2 billion years
The amino acids they've needed since before you were a species
The nitrogen signals they've used since bacteria invented the nitrogen cycle
The hormetic stress that makes them resilient
What HAS changed: We understand this at PureClean better than ever
We know what's foundational (non-negotiable) versus what's optimization (useful but secondary).
And we're building everything around that hierarchy.
The Offer for 2026 (Because Consistency Requires Systems)
Results follow steady inputs.
You don't "try" foundational nutrition for a month. You make it automatic.
That's what subscriptions are for: making the inputs automatic so results become inevitable.
Here's the deal:
✅ Subscribe and save up to 30% on everything
✅ Lock in a lifetime 10% discount (even if you cancel later—it's yours forever)
✅ Bundle three products, get even deeper discounts
✅ Free shipping on subscriptions
✅ Everything arrives automatically—no thinking, no forgetting
This isn't a "New Year sale."
This is us making it as easy as possible for you to get the foundations right and keep them right.
2026 isn't about new hacks. It's about finally getting the foundations dialed in.
Lock in your subscription. Make the inputs automatic. Let results follow.
To your foundations,
The PureClean Team
P.S. — If you're wondering "where do I start," here's the hierarchy:
Nitric Oxide
Aminos + Collagen
Wholefood Essential Nutrients
Start with #1 & #2. Then #3.
Build the foundation, then optimize on top of it.